2025-01-09 20:55:38 ET between last night’s poop and tonight’s currently-ongoing poop let me tell ya mercury is definitely in retrograde

2025-01-04 00:06:50 ET i plotted out tomorrow morning's exercise walk and i also live in san francisco. p.s. i think i'm about to have some more poop! p.p.s. yep definitely poopin! 2 comments

2024-12-28 15:08:48 ET this is the sort of high quality digital interaction all you cowards on this website who never text me miss out on:

2024-12-23 02:33:09 ET only one of the weirdos on this website wasn't so antisocial as to actually bother to text me for last year's Official Father / Son Christmas Holiday Time Digital Joy Card™ so this year i've given up asking for text messages (though the, like, 2 or 3 of you here who actually have my number will get this sent to your phone as well anyway) and i'll just post this here for the other 2 or 3 of you who might actually care for some reason. click on it for the full-size hugemongous version. we went to in-n-out for dinner tonight in the midst of our Annual Christmas Lights Exploratory Walk® and i am glad to report i had several huge, long farts while there to share with all the tourists. especially the tourist from texas who honked and whistled at me from his dumbfuck raised truck. 2 comments

2024-12-14 17:58:11 ET taking a shit while listening to one of the neighbors loudly listen to “we are the world” - the most appropriate timing for that song ever. 🥲🫡💩

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