this was posted on linkedin, and i'm just going to leave it here.

2020-03-11 01:27:25 ET p.s. we live in an oligarchy and the deep state is constantly trying to manipulate you. goodnight ✌️ 7 comments

so...

2020-03-01 02:40:29 ET this idiot kid stole my iphone from me on the bus yesterday morning. the bus which has surveillance cameras running 24/7. the iphone which apple has remotely bricked so he'll never be able to use or resell it - and thanks to apple care i already got it replaced. oh, and the genius took this selfie of himself immediately after he stole it, which has a location tag attached to it. granted, i already had the phone's last location tracked and saved before i wiped it cause he was just sitting at his house with the thing trying to unsuccessfully unlock it. this is going to be the easiest police report to file, ever.

given what current social media has become...

2020-02-19 14:45:19 ET i feel like SK should have its current slogan be as follows: "Welcome to subkultures.net! The Only Social Network with Just One Nazi!" http://instantrimshot.com

i got sick

2020-02-18 16:29:57 ET i blame that guy who smelled like a massive fart that i mentioned in my last post.

2020-02-14 21:29:30 ET i've been sitting at starbucks farting thinking about how my favorite activity is sitting at starbucks and farting - but now some guy just sat across from me who smells like a living, breathing fart. touché karma. touché. 3 comments

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