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turboskanker
2022-02-11 00:51:56 ET

lightyear.

who the fuck asked for this?

also just... why???

i've never before actively not wanted to see a pixar movie, but this looks absolutely fucking stupid.

Venadium
2022-02-11 07:02:22 ET

Yeah it's dumb. Just one of those ideas that's cool to think about but shouldn't have got any farther than that.

turboskanker
2022-02-11 12:40:12 ET

i look forward to when disney buys all the film production companies and we get some film where the delorean from back to the future is a transformer that turns into darth vader in jurassic park. and the film’s creator is shaking and crying while frantically trying to tell us all how this makes sense for some reason. “I MEAN OBVIOUSLY THE MOVIES ALL EXISTED IN THE SAME UNIVERSE A LONG TIME AGO IN THE FUTURE. HI HELLO <head literally explodes>”

Panda Sandwich
2022-02-16 11:56:40 ET

You just described Ready Player One

turboskanker
2022-02-16 12:39:35 ET

yeah i didn’t see that one either. d-: “wow look at all these things you’ve seen in other movies in ONE NEW movie!!1” just isn’t a selling point for me. like yes hollywood, we know you’re out of new ideas and have been for roughly 20 years. please don’t celebrate it.

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