BONNIE!!!

2004-08-13 16:24:34 ET So now Florida is getting DP'ed by 2 hurricanes. Hurricane Bonnie: and Hurricane Charlie:

At this rate we'll all be dead by sundown.

2004-08-13 08:55:37 ET Hey, look! Somebody bagged me lunch! Batteries??? I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!

FRENZY!

2004-08-11 11:10:33 ET Frenzy! Dig this crazy mood I'm in, listen to my heart as it starts to spin. Whish! When you kiss me, and do it again, I'm in a Frenzy! Awhbrr!!! Ahuhwbrr!!! Watch my eyes, when you light them up, Bling! Listen to me whine, like a harpsichord. When you touch me I warm right up, I'm in a Frenzy! Awhbrr!!! Frenzy! Ahuhwbrr!!! This love gushes from my heart, like a water from a spout Shprrr! You build a flame from a tiny spark, you can really knock me out yeah! Ease my mind with your real cool lines, daddy, fill my soul with love divine. When you say you're mine, all mine, I'm in a Frenzy! Awhbrr!!! Ahuhwbrrdabrr!!! 1 comment

...bored

2004-08-09 17:15:12 ET Would you? (Put an x next to what you'd do for me) ( )go out with me? ( )give me your number? ( )have sex with me? ( )give me money? ( )let me kiss you? ( )watch a movie with me? ( )have dinner with me? ( )let me borrow your car? ( )kick my ass? ( )take a shower with me? ( )be my gf/bf? ( )have a fling with me? ( )be there for me? ( )buy me a drink? ( )take me home for the night? ( )give me a good time? ( )love me long time? 6 comments

2004-08-08 08:54:31 ET I think I have a papercut on my labia. It burns. 3 comments

2004-08-07 13:41:29 ET 5 comments

Axis Powers Unite!

2004-07-30 20:36:16 ET I was explaing this to someone earlier on Friday: "See, the two games epitomizing the whole Nintendo experience are Mario and Zelda. So it's as if Nintendo has two representatives - Mario and Link. Now we all know that Mario's an Italian but Link... Link looks to me like something straight out of Nordic mythology. I mean we know he's an elf but he's also got that whole blond hair Aryan race type of thing going for him. So what I'm saying is that the two symbols of Nintendo are Italian and German. And remember what Nintendo is? That's right. Japanese. I bet before they decided to call it the NES they were thinking of going with APU. Axis Powers Unite." 1 comment

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