Steely Dan

Enamon 2003-10-27 09:42:26 ET "On display at the V.S.R. Institute's Museum of Unnatural Wonders is this interesting prototype of a heavy-duty industrial-model steam-powered dildo, rejected by the U.S. Patent Office in 1891."

pixi 2003-10-27 09:47:09 ET jesus christ.

BelmontBat 2003-10-27 10:22:00 ET ouch

SlowMotionRiot85 2003-10-27 10:36:25 ET eeew it looks so dirty

CyberrPunk 2003-10-27 10:39:18 ET fuckingmachines.com

oddstar 2003-10-27 12:54:45 ET ha ha ewwww

Courtney 2003-10-27 16:03:14 ET Oh my word!

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-10-27 16:10:25 ET hahaha O_o (if i was female that would worry me)

Enamon 2003-10-27 20:39:34 ET Now that's what I'd call a penis pump! :p

Neko2631 2003-10-27 22:33:47 ET ... so much for 'discreet'! XD

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-10-27 23:18:51 ET O_o

Furax 2003-10-28 00:43:42 ET i've seen more modern ones in movies. :-P

cyberbunny 2003-10-28 04:06:37 ET reminds me of buttmachineboys.com :)

tairyn 2003-10-28 07:30:07 ET i was gonna ask where i could get one....until i read everyone elses comments....ill just keep it to myself now....

Enamon 2003-10-28 07:52:42 ET Well if you do get one I don't recommend you get the steam powered one. Sometimes boilers have a little tendency to EXPLODE.

tairyn 2003-10-28 09:05:04 ET sometimes a little explosion is a good thing....unless i get burned then thats bad....

oddstar 2003-10-28 10:31:52 ET er o.O

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-10-28 11:46:10 ET O_o :::gulps:::

Neko2631 2003-10-28 17:36:38 ET Heh heh. Explosion. Heh heh heh. Heh heh. Heh.

KiljoY 2003-10-28 18:43:31 ET industrial revolution... i fear for mankind

Enamon 2003-10-28 18:45:46 ET It's more like the industrial sex revolution filled with hydraulic hippies who've discovered that you could use industrial lubricant for quite a few purposes.

KiljoY 2003-10-28 19:00:59 ET exactly...

Venadium 2003-10-28 19:03:52 ET I wonder what it sounds like when it's 'operational'.

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-10-28 19:04:18 ET i would guess really 'fucking' loud... :::laughs at the pun::: :-)

tairyn 2003-10-29 07:31:31 ET i wonder HOW you would use it....like lay down or put a chair in front of you or something..it looks heavy...

Neko2631 2003-10-29 14:40:44 ET Yes, I don't imagine that IT accomodates to YOU.

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