Steely Dan
2003-10-27 09:42:26 ET

"On display at the V.S.R. Institute's Museum of Unnatural Wonders is this interesting prototype of a heavy-duty industrial-model steam-powered dildo, rejected by the U.S. Patent Office in 1891."

2003-10-27 09:47:09 ET

jesus christ.

2003-10-27 10:22:00 ET


2003-10-27 10:36:25 ET

eeew it looks so dirty

2003-10-27 10:39:18 ET

2003-10-27 12:54:45 ET

ha ha ewwww

2003-10-27 16:03:14 ET

Oh my word!

2003-10-27 16:10:25 ET

hahaha O_o (if i was female that would worry me)

2003-10-27 20:39:34 ET

Now that's what I'd call a penis pump!


2003-10-27 22:33:47 ET

... so much for 'discreet'! XD

2003-10-27 23:18:51 ET


2003-10-28 00:43:42 ET

i've seen more modern ones in movies. :-P

2003-10-28 04:06:37 ET

reminds me of :)

2003-10-28 07:30:07 ET

i was gonna ask where i could get one....until i read everyone elses comments....ill just keep it to myself now....

2003-10-28 07:52:42 ET

Well if you do get one I don't recommend you get the steam powered one. Sometimes boilers have a little tendency to EXPLODE.

2003-10-28 09:05:04 ET

sometimes a little explosion is a good thing....unless i get burned then thats bad....

2003-10-28 10:31:52 ET

er o.O

2003-10-28 11:46:10 ET

O_o :::gulps:::

2003-10-28 17:36:38 ET

Heh heh. Explosion. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.


2003-10-28 18:43:31 ET

industrial revolution...
i fear for mankind

2003-10-28 18:45:46 ET

It's more like the industrial sex revolution filled with hydraulic hippies who've discovered that you could use industrial lubricant for quite a few purposes.

2003-10-28 19:00:59 ET


2003-10-28 19:03:52 ET

I wonder what it sounds like when it's 'operational'.

2003-10-28 19:04:18 ET

i would guess really 'fucking' loud...

:::laughs at the pun::: :-)

2003-10-29 07:31:31 ET

i wonder HOW you would use lay down or put a chair in front of you or looks heavy...

2003-10-29 14:40:44 ET

Yes, I don't imagine that IT accomodates to YOU.

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