YAY FOR DYE
2002-07-31 15:36:08 ET

MY HAIR IS GREEN

I dyed it today and all of the white-blonde parts on the bottom half of my hair are now crayola washable marker GREEN! Green is my favorite colour. It it very beautiful. And green.

I look like Lego grass!!

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BLARGZORS
2002-07-30 12:37:43 ET

I wish I had something to say other than the mundane. Something that will make you think, ponder over for a few minutes... But that is not the case right now, so I go back to my dark corner and contemplate life.
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yum yum
2002-07-24 19:32:38 ET

I LOVE TERMINAL CHOICE

i dont want you and i dont need you
but i fuck you like an animal
i dont want you and i dont need you
but i fuck you like an animal
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Happy days are here again...
2002-07-24 09:02:34 ET

Me = Jervisfish. Joe (guy who dumped me) = Tragedywraith. We have settled our emotions now and are friends.

Tragedy Wraith: dolphin labia.....
JervisFish: mmmmm!!!
Tragedy Wraith: and wombat sodomy
JervisFish: oh god stop stop!
JervisFish: you're gonna make me cum
Tragedy Wraith: heaping elephant clitoris!!
JervisFish: AAAAHHH!!
Tragedy Wraith: *BOOM!*
JervisFish: AAAAEEEIEIEIEEEE!!!!!
JervisFish: *collapse*
Tragedy Wraith: *thud*
JervisFish: *twitch*
Tragedy Wraith: *recharges*
Tragedy Wraith: *BOOM!!*
Tragedy Wraith: < /fo:-Dnt >
Tragedy Wraith: mwaha
JervisFish: AAAAAIIIEEEE!!! *explodes*
Tragedy Wraith: hehe....."here comes the boom...."
JervisFish: noooo!!
Tragedy Wraith: ready?
JervisFish: nooo!!
JervisFish: NONOO
Tragedy Wraith: wait for it!!
Tragedy Wraith: ......
Tragedy Wraith: wait for it!!
JervisFish: *tense*
Tragedy Wraith: .........WAIT FOR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
JervisFish: eeeeeeeeeeee
Tragedy Wraith: *BOOM!!!*
JervisFish: AAAAAAHHHHHHEEEIEIIEIEEEEE
JervisFish: *disintigrates*

Newest update on my love life...
2002-07-23 16:54:09 ET

He left me for his ex. Now she's trying to talk to me to rub it in my face. God, how I hate people...
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