| My New Tattoo 2004-05-05 15:24:58 ET |
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It's for Viola (ekstasis) and I...it's a combination of our Planets...Jupiter (me) and Saturn (her)
I was going to combine the signs but they don't work out too well since mine is just a friggin arrow..haha.
I'm going to put it on my wrist..*nodnod* fun stuff
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| This is funny...really i promise 2004-05-03 20:31:26 ET |
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Go to ebay.com
search 4146756343
just...read...hahha
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| *falls over laughing* Long very non-important post... 2004-04-29 10:07:33 ET |
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So, about the time I started posting on this site, I was working at a place called PRN. A pharmacy-warehouse type place...I'm sure some of the people who talked to me back when I was "emptied" may remember.
Anyway, there was this guy there that me and the girls I hung with at work were like *drool* over. He was like the 2000's version of a Marlboro man...well minus the hat.
Anyway again, he quit blah blah blah, but he started dating and had a baby with a LADY (if she's as old as i think she is, she may be just barely old enough to be his mom *gag*) and i thought it was gross but whatever, fi they are happy then fine.
So, last Friday mom and I went to Olive Garden in Avon, which is down the street from PRN and from where this guy and his "lady" live. We walk in and I see someone and I'm thinking.."hmm they look familiar...oh well" so I go potty and when I come out of the bathroom I take a better look and notice it's that guy...and he's there with ANOTHER lady...no biggie though, other than I hate the lady he's with cause she's a bitch. but I don't really think much of it (other than the fact that this guy has really really really odd/bad taste in women...it's one thing to date people older than you, it's another thing to date unattractive, bitchy, annoying, older women...and i know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but seriously..these lady's aren't very pretty)
So I emailed Lisa, this girl I'm friends with who still works at PRN, and happens to now work in the same department as Corey (the guy i'm talking about)'s baby's momma/girlfriend. So I emailed her and told her that I saw him there with Julie (hackling witch...that's what she sounds like when she laughs).
I got a call today from Lisa...she leaves me this message that I should call her before 2:30 cause it's important. So I call her on my way to class..only to find out...
lisa: "so you said you saw corey with julie when? thursday or friday?"
me: "it was friday, I don't go home on thursdays, why?"
lisa: " i told Amy about it and she was like 'oh really? cause he told me he had to work late all last week and didn't come home til late' "
me: *falls over laughing* "niiiiiiiice"
lisa: "yeah and on top of that, Dax saw Julie out with her boyfriend earlier that week at a bar, adn then again at Olive Garden on that Thursday before you saw her"
me: *uncontrollable laughter* "are they really taht stupid?"
so here's the thing....if you are going to cheat on your bf/gf/baby's momma/whatever...it'd probably be smart to follow some simple rules...
a) don't go to dinner at a place near your bf/gf/date's place of employment, especially when the person you are cheating with works with your bf/gf/whatever.
b) don't frequent the same spot with your bf/gf as you do with the person you are cheating with...at least not the night after you were there with your bf/gf
c) DON"T CHEAT...geesh why is that so hard to understand? haha...or at least don't cheat with someone who if you are seen with that person, the person who saw you (me in this case) won't give a rats ass to tell on you cause i don't like julie or amy.
the moral here.......ok there isn't one ....it's just damn funny that me of all people is the one who figured this out before anyone else did. and i don't even work there anymore.
but Lisa is going to tell Amy the for-sure day he was there (friday) with julie so amy can ream corey a new one..which is such a shame..he's so damn hot! haha. but that's his problem..he knows it.
not counting today.... 21 DAYS TIL BOWIE *boogies on down*
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