Your kid is so fat, black comedians quit fat mama jokes so they can pay enough attention on him!
Your kid is so fat, yo grandma is putting her RRSP into two coffins for your kid's birthday, both for the kid in case his kidney fails!
Your kid is so fat, he can't fit through the sliding doors of your family minivan, and he's only 5 years old!
Your kid is so fat, from the day he's born the world is destined to revolve around him!
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