10 things I've done that you probably haven't (doesn't mean I do it all the time):|
1. Break into private church just to curse the pope (in sculpture format)
Moved 6 times in 2 yearsexperienced the first porno movie AND the first Hentai with my brother (younger) at 10 year old
3. Rolled down a snowy escarpment half naked on the coldest day of the year
4. Trade underwear with your brother's friends
Knelt on the floor and begged someone in tearsGoes into a local strip joint everyday of the month to have the strippers buy you a beer and the cook to make you dinner every night.
6. Almost single-handedly torn down a 40-men-artshow out of rage
7. Water down your bed and light candles on it in order to collect mosquitoes overnight
8. Sit through a conversation with my father's friend who was telling me about my father's strip joint experience (not referring to bachelor parties)
Listened to a song on repeat for 14 hours straight (no breaks)Shunned out of towns for making art.
10. Write out elaborate plans on how to successfully kill my brother without a struggle (since I can't win from a fight)