woohoo2004-12-22 15:11:32 ET

I AM 59% HIPPIE!
I am not a child of the 60ís but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too!
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strangly enough this is all true2004-12-22 12:56:46 ET

i was driving down the road and i had to stop at a red light. i was ready to turn right at that red light... except there were four cars in front of me and one of them was more to the right than he should have been. i looked at my passenger and said "you know i could make it if all these cars werent in the way" ironicly true dont ya think?

today i was "argueing" with my uncle saying that i was awake at 10 this morning and he was saying yeah right. i said "sure i was, i heard you in the garage and then you were in yer closet fer a bit, dont know why but i know you were fer a while" he said "yeah . right" [the way he always says it with an exasperated pause in the middle... very strange.] i say "were you in yer closet?" he says "i refuse to comment on the grounds it might be used to incrimidate me."

::thumb on chin:: hhhmmm, or in a croud its said like this... HHHUUUUMMM, so the person next to you can hear it. :)

slogans from some site2004-12-21 09:56:16 ET

"It's Different in a Crystal."

this ones for Megs..lol.."I Like the Megs in You."

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Crystal.
Turn Loose The Crystal.
Get More From Crystal.
The World's Favourite Crystal.
I am Stuck on Crystal, 'Cause Crystal's Stuck on Me.
More Crystal Please.
Cleans Right Round The Crystal.
The Man From Crystal, he says "Yes"
lmao-Does the Hard Crystal, So You Don't Have To.
ok yall need to try this out for likes
Death-Lickin' Good.
Simple Impartial Death.
Misery - Australian for Beer.
this things got me laughing my ass off
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