surrender........ i love this song

2003-11-09 17:08:06 ET Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch" Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things" "Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines" Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear? When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away

WHAT THE FUCK!!! hahahaha

2003-11-09 16:49:12 ET Power Rangers Movie! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla 5 comments

CRAZY ASS NEWS!!!

2003-11-06 13:28:59 ET damn i got some hella crazy news yesterday... so this is how it went down i came to school as if it was any other day and you know i went to 711 to have a morning stoge before class and i started walking back to school and i see my friend danielle come walking towards me and shes like im not going to class and i was like well i wont go either because all i do is aid in the office and its no big deal if i ditch well anyways we were walking and stuff and then we stopped to kick it and then we started talking and stuff and i was like how did you oppointment go yesterday and she said tha tit was good and then shes like i have something to tell you but i really dont want to tell you cause ive already lied to you about it before and i know your going to get really mad if i tell you and it took her forever to tell me but she told me that she was pregnant and i was so shocked and she said that she had an ultra sound yesterday and that shes a 11 weeks and she showed me the ultra sound pictures and i almost started crying and then she just went about it as if nothing was going on and stuff and she said that shes gonna get and abortion because she cant have this baby and i understand that i mean it is pretty stupid of her to have un protected sex but she really needs to get this taken care of because she really cant have this baby for reasons that i cant say on here but im just trying so hard to get her the money so she can get this done and im really scared for her and she only has 2wks left to come up with the money to take care of this but anyways on a better note im going to be getting a new job at longs well i hope i am i mean im pretty sure that i am because i had to take a drug test and iknow that the results are gonna come up negative because i got some clean stuff but anyways so that'll be cool and since im gonna be getting this job im excited cause then that means that ill be able to go to cyndis wedding and i really want to go cause im just so happy for her and i think that she could use a good friend their for her but yeah im still pretty shocked about the news that i found out....... 2 comments

Why cant girls get their cum on too???

2003-11-04 16:45:52 ET why is it like a guy can sleep with all the women he wants and no one says a thing about it..... but yet when i girl gets a little action maybe you know sleeps with 3 guys in you know a short span of time and shes a slut??? its fucking stupid come on now guys girls wanna get their cum on too you know.... you cant have all the fun of fucking hella people and they cant its just wrong 6 comments

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