2009-06-25 13:55:04 ET

i have a huge boner for bradley cooper.

2009-06-15 22:33:09 ET

i'm glad my grandma is one of those "too old to learn" people because i just checked out a friend's facebook and she said "fuck" in an update and her grandpa replied with "watch the language"

old people + internet = :(

in my nothing you meant everything to me
2009-06-13 20:08:11 ET

list of words i have deemed cute:
egg
shell

WOTLK is taking 50 years to install. i suppose doing a bunch of other shit while it does its thang isnt helping matters, but there is absolutely nothing on TV right now.

lameness.
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2009-05-15 12:10:45 ET

hey, guess who wants to hire a recent high school graduate with body piercings and no work experience?

ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY' NOBODY!

/dies

i love you egg!
2009-05-15 08:31:31 ET

egg salad is soooo good. goddamn.


WIGGLE JIGGLE, YELLOW MIDDLE!

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