|unholy water, sanguine addiction|
2009-03-21 08:48:39 ET
upon coming home from taking my mom to work, i noticed something.
the outside door of my apt complex has been "tagged"
by none other than the....
LiL MP Swag Boys
needless to say, I am petrified.
|she dreams in digital|
2009-03-12 17:30:49 ET
ok, so my car is a total pimp mobile/sex machine.
it's a 1988 caprice and looks like this, except tan
|please please please let me get what i want|
2009-02-24 08:09:35 ET
the other day i saw a bumper sticker on an SUV that said "you are a snail." that's it. no pictures or anything. i am excited at the prospect of being a gastropod, but somewhat confused as to how the fact could have eluded me all these years. if only i had some way of contacting the driver of that jeep...
its finally starting to warm up outside. right now it's 50 something and im wearing shorts with my window open. i cannot fucking wait for spring.
i should be getting my car sometime soon, it's a 1984 chevy caprice, AKA pimp mobile. i'm going to jazz it up with zebra print seat covers and lime green fuzzy dice. hopefully after that i'll be able to get a job. my job searching really depresses me. nobody ever calls me back. it's probably because i'm 18 and have no prior job experience, but everyone has to start somewhere, y'know? i'm applying for so-called entry level positions and i'm more than qualified for the call center stuff, i wish they would just schedule a goddamn interview or test or some shit and see for themselves. blah. i've even applied at hot topic *shudder* like 20 times and they don't call me either. it's probably because i don't listen to jeffree star.
oh well, if worse comes to worst i'll just live at home until i'm 50 and become a serial killer, plastering the walls of my 7x9 room with pictures of models with the eyes scratched out.
screw law school. THAT is the ultimate after high school plan.
|something so worthless serves a purpose|
2009-02-11 10:03:45 ET
dear food network:
|he came from outer space to save the human race|
2009-01-31 21:39:55 ET
i dont have much to say here since i just made a long post, but today was 50 degrees and sunny and i drove home with the windows down.
god, its been so long since ive felt a nice breeze blow through my hair. today was PERFECT.
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