the drones work hard before they die
2008-12-23 09:37:49 ET

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i know you're fucking someone else
2008-12-13 20:47:34 ET

i love pirating software.
i just got the ms office suite 07 ultimate from TPB and i'm having so much fun with it. if only i owned a business and had to send memos or something. *daydreams*

my mom has promised to visit me in jail. :3

the moon and sun, partners in light
2008-12-12 10:24:30 ET

my hair is... black! i did it myself and actually didnt stain anything this time! CHYESS!

and now my tub is covered in bleach spray to get the dye grime off, the smell is burning the hair off my nostrils. mmm.

i didnt really have anything meaningful to write here, but i felt like making an entry. :/

did you cum? i eat and run. i live for sodomy!
2008-12-09 06:40:18 ET

winter sucks. ive missed 2 days of school this week because of it now.
i want my damn chemistry credit. fuck you, gaia!

i am currently having jimmy dean sausage pancake things and arizona lemon tea for breakfast. nummmmmssss. :3

and i wrapped my mommy's christmas presents, i got her some socks and a new pair of shoes that she's been wanting. kinda lame, but we've always been a "don't get me anything i won't use at least twice a week" family, so she'll like it. and i HATE spoiling surprises but i am so sure that little square one under the tree is my dior perfume :D

riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
2008-12-05 09:57:10 ET

blah i am so hopelessly broke. i'm so much better off than some people, i have a warm apartment and all the bills paid but there's barely anything left to live on. i wish i knew what it was like to be deprived of basic needs so when it comes to dire straits like this i would feel blessed instead of cursed.

we got groceries today and we got an extra turkey from one of my mom's co-workers, so at least we won't be hungry for a while, but i went overboard with christmas presents and now i'm overdrawn so i have to come up with $50 out of thin air to cover that.

on top of it, it's like, sub-zero outside and my bridge is pissy, plus i'm using up an old bottle of mouthwash i found and now my tongue piercing is angry too.

i figured out how to fix everything, though. i'm going to tell the make a wish foundation that i have super aids and the only treatment available is a car and a million dollars.

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