2023-08-17 17:53:54 ET

step 1. pRiVaTiZe EvErYtHiNg and DeReGuLaTe cause ReGuLaTiOnS bAd and pRiVaTe SeCtOr GoOd!! let the pRiVaTe SeCtOr run everything!!1

step 2. the private sector running everything.


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2023-08-14 20:55:23 ET

another year-ish, another avatar SeLfiE compressed to destruction for SK's silly 100k image size limit.

here's the non-compressed-to-death version because reasons.




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2023-08-11 01:11:13 ET

this is one of the best games you've probably never played.

highly recommended.


2023-08-02 01:09:24 ET

it's tourist season. floridians are visiting.


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2023-07-23 00:08:40 ET

why the everloving actual fuck is everyone and their mom in my internets feeds talking about seeing the damn barbie movie that i wouldn't have even known existed otherwise.

we're 3 years out of the biggest global conjob - that killed and impoverished people nearly everywhere - arguably in human history, we've got dingbat sleepy joe letting the military industrial complex walk us all further towards WWIII with 2 nuclear armed powers, and americans are all "OMG DID YOU SEE THERE'S A BARBIE MOVIE NOW?!?!?"

i've been told it apparently is "good" and has broad themes around "existentialism" to which i say the following:

NO.

i will not see this fucking movie. here are 3 other things i will not see, that came immediately to mind when hearing that barbie is apparently existentialist now:

a. a film about the poop emoji but it’s a retelling of the buddha’s journey

b. a movie about a furby who decides to become a revolutionary political activist and rid the world of nuclear weapons

c. bladerunner 3 except instead of replicants they’re all beanie babies now.

...

long story short, barbie ≠ existentialism and i couldn't care less how good it is. i'm not fucking watching it. FFS america.




...thank you for coming to my dissertation.



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