2021-07-02 02:16:51 ET

hello folks it's 12:16 in the am and the 8-year-old just farted 3 times loudly in his sleep. this kid's going places!

2021-06-29 00:59:29 ET

bouncing boobies send tweet
6 comments

2021-06-27 00:32:33 ET

i'm loving siri's translate feature

2021-06-20 20:49:59 ET

#FathersDayFarts

2021-06-18 18:46:50 ET

“where do you live?”
“san francisco”
“yeah but where in san francisco?”
“oh, you know, the crossstreets where there’s a strip club, an elementary school, a family chinese food restaurant, and a store called “foot worship”
“oh, so you live in san francisco”
“yes.”

Jump to page: [Previous] 1 « 66 67 68 69 70 » 87 [Next]
Back to turboskanker's page