2006-06-19 10:23:09 ET "After that we stopped by a Catholic school to pick us up some heavy drugs. That's what Catholic school is good for. Drugs. And anal sex. Just look for the girls with the purity rings. It's like straight-edgers. The only reason they're denouncing sex, drugs, and alcohol so god damn loudly is because they know that in a few years they'll all be taken up the arse by the horny pastor who's helping them feed their heroin/coke habit. And if you don't think that's true you haven't driven by Catholic schools much, now have you?" 1 comment

Computerman

2006-06-18 22:24:57 ET This is teh awesome: http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=1 1 comment

Neighbors.

2006-06-17 21:54:03 ET There's are my neighbors: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_centipede http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish 14 comments

2006-06-17 18:17:10 ET and the baby died and he told her that he buried it, out in the yard because they didn’t have money to afford a plot, but he lied and kept it downstairs in the cellar, frozen, while he made all sorts of electromechanical contraptions to compensate for the organs that initially failed and he understood there was extensive brain damage but in that way of explaining away from reality he figured it was just a new born and the cells and the neurons would just grow back and repair the damage done and then that one day when he’d thaw it out and cut it open carefully with a father’s love he’d repair it and make it good again and the wires running down its spine to the automobile accumulator would send uncontrollable shivers and finally that spark of life into its hydraulic pump of a heart. but it didn’t work out that way. 2 comments

You took my dick... now I take your life!

2006-05-10 16:14:16 ET Fuck this. I'm gonna quit my job and become a famous and filthy rich movie director. My first film is going to be I Spit On Your Grave 2. It's about a guy who gets shot in the dick during a botched store robbery and he's left for dead bleeding to death on the store floor while the robbers get away. The doctors manage to save his life but in a desperate attempt to salvage his sexuality they turn his now almost gone dick into a vagina and turn him into a woman. The rest of the movie is just like the original I Spit On Your Grave except that this time the chick's a guy. 3 comments

Trent Reznor eats Cock Salad.

2005-11-06 19:20:24 ET In other news, I am currently reading these: http://www.hare-krishna.org/showflat/cat/HareKrishnaNews/59/7/collapsed/3/o/1 http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20000930/note13.asp http://jnaudin.free.fr/ http://science.slashdot.org/science/05/11/06/1923218.shtml?tid=232&tid=14 1 comment

Old Man On The Mountain

2005-10-17 17:00:56 ET I have found my purpose in life to be jacking off out of my second floor window on unsuspecting passerbys. Life is good. Carry on. 6 comments

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