2006-06-17 21:54:03 ET

There's are my neighbors:

2006-06-17 18:17:10 ET

and the baby died and he told her that he buried it, out in the yard because they didnít have money to afford a plot, but he lied and kept it downstairs in the cellar, frozen, while he made all sorts of electromechanical contraptions to compensate for the organs that initially failed and he understood there was extensive brain damage but in that way of explaining away from reality he figured it was just a new born and the cells and the neurons would just grow back and repair the damage done and then that one day when heíd thaw it out and cut it open carefully with a fatherís love heíd repair it and make it good again and the wires running down its spine to the automobile accumulator would send uncontrollable shivers and finally that spark of life into its hydraulic pump of a heart.

but it didnít work out that way.

You took my dick... now I take your life!
2006-05-10 16:14:16 ET

Fuck this. I'm gonna quit my job and become a famous and filthy rich movie director. My first film is going to be I Spit On Your Grave 2. It's about a guy who gets shot in the dick during a botched store robbery and he's left for dead bleeding to death on the store floor while the robbers get away. The doctors manage to save his life but in a desperate attempt to salvage his sexuality they turn his now almost gone dick into a vagina and turn him into a woman. The rest of the movie is just like the original I Spit On Your Grave except that this time the chick's a guy.

Trent Reznor eats Cock Salad.
2005-11-06 19:20:24 ET

In other news, I am currently reading these:
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Old Man On The Mountain
2005-10-17 17:00:56 ET

I have found my purpose in life to be jacking off out of my second floor window on unsuspecting passerbys. Life is good.

Carry on.

Just giving you a heads up.
2005-07-20 16:50:08 ET

The BATF decided to ban importation of frames, receivers, and barrels for any firearm that would be illegal if fully assembled. Part kits are all due to jump up in price as people are buying shit up like crazy. There's 50 days left.

Note to Self
2005-07-09 22:39:22 ET

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