i knew it!    2003-05-29 15:55:21 ET
Yes, the gods hate you. They gave you beer and sex
to make you shut up and get out of their way.

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 What's that grandma? You have mad cow?    2003-05-29 11:14:58 ET
"Some experts estimate that some 200,000 U.S. citizens diagnosed with Alzheimer's may, in fact, be carrying the alien protein and that their dimentia is actually a form of mad cow."

I am deeply unsettled by this.

 snot snot snotty snot.    2003-05-21 08:13:57 ET
i wasn't aware my body could produce so much...eeww.

i called in sick to work today. i feel bad since i just started. :\ luckily, they found someone to cover me. I owe him big. It's probably best i didn't go in considering i really don't know whether i have a cold(or something worse) or if it's allergies. I wouldn't want to contaminate any of the customers subs or pizza or get any co-workers sick.
NO medication is helping.
I can't breathe through my nostrils.
holy hell.

Remember those YUCK stickers with that horrible loooking yuck-smiley that you were supposed to put on household chemicals and other poisonous shit?

Those were sweet. I need some.

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