The new endangered species2004-02-16 08:06:18 ET

I was asked today how it is that I'm still so chivalrous in this day and age. She was surprised to hear how attentive I am to myGirl and wonders why there aren't more guys like me in the world.
I told her "We're out there, you just have to sort through the shit for a long time before you find us".

But here's a warning to all those typical guys out there. We are disposable.

We're no longer needed. Women are just as capable in arts, science and politics, among all the other facets of society. But the few things that once marked our necessity have been replaced by:

1) Sperm Banks. Women can keep the human race going with just a few men donating sperm every few years (lotsa sperm from just one guy, and if they were all used could populate a city)

2) The Vicegrip. You know the ones. As seen on tv. The rubber thingy that'll fit around any jar lid and gives you leverage to open the l'il fucker.

3) Stepladders. Men are generally (not in my case) taller than women and usually choose a partner who is significantly smaller then he is. But with a stepladder, women can reach those things they once relied on men to reach.

4) Sextoys. I don't even have to explain this one.

So all you guys out there (SK members or otherwise), really look at your relationship with your girlfriend and ask yourself "How much does she really need me". Cause chances are, she doesn't.

She's just putting up with you.

oooo....2004-02-14 16:42:43 ET

Today's been good. But it's not over yet...

Woke up with theGirl. Had breakfast (hash browns, waffles with strawberries and syrup, and veggie sausages), got our act together 'round 11am, headed to the Ontario Science Center where we had a "trifficly" romantic time being geeks in a "learn-all-ya-can-for-$14" world. Although I've been there 4 or 5 times before, I always come away a little more knowledgable.

Things I learned at the OSC: the size of the universe really makes you feel small and your problems sooo insignificant; it's incredible how far we've advanced technologicaly in only 50 years; how the body works is truly the design of something super-intelligent; this planet has survived tons of things before us and will survive passed us; truth is all a perspective.

So I sit here at her place and we're getting ready to head out to Savage. It's a singles night but couples are welcome. The only stipulation is that you have to make out like you've never met and you just want in their pants.

Funny. VNV Nation just screamed out "I'm in a mood for total war"... *pushes the FWD button*

No war tonight. Just romance and... fun -.O

peer pressure sucks2004-02-13 11:36:15 ET

As you can see, the text on my page has changed. To suit others. Not myself.
Smile, dammit! Ya got yer way.


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