2021-05-05 12:14:34 ET alaska: our state can be kind of a pain in the ass, so we’ll pay you to incentivize you to move here montana: our state can be kind of a pain in the ass, so we’ll take away the money you’d get in literally any other state to incentivize you to move to literally any other state. 2 comments

2021-05-03 11:56:29 ET while elon musk has done a fair job helming a car company based on cars and technology he neither built nor invented, california has otherwise largely figured out that he's a fucking idiot in most other areas, hence why he's busy humping texas's leg now - the only state so full of suckers that it's given us the likes of ted cruz, alex jones, and the world's only wind infrastructure so massively privatized that it failed in what any northern part of the country would consider regular-ass winter weather. so, um, texas... y'all have fun with whatever destined-to-fail, infrastructure-clogging, subsidy-sucking ideas musk wants to waste your time with. 🤙 2 comments

2021-04-28 01:02:50 ET so some white guy and some black guy got in an hour-long yelling match across the street from my apartment building tonight because, as best i can gather, this: white guy insists that martin luther king jr. was not actually shot because... reasons black guy insists that martin luther king jr. was shot and is also his father it sort of peaked at the white guy yelling "HE CAN'T BE YOUR FATHER. I'M 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU." and eventually concluded with the white guy calling the black guy "white man" and the black guy calling the white guy the n-word. i feel like i've just heard two twitter bot accounts yell at each other in real life. what a country. 4 comments

2021-04-24 12:26:31 ET i got the house on the corner with the rug inside i got the booze i need all that money can buy i got the shapely body i got the Steely Dan Tee Shirt

2021-04-19 20:18:14 ET took the train down to stanford to get my first covid shot cause it was the easiest place to get an appointment overheard one jogging dude on campus say to his jogging dude buddy in mid-conversation “i’m useless with computers but i can sell shit to a goose” ah yes. the techbro douchebag mantra. 2 comments

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