2021-04-15 23:41:50 ET went for a walk today and took a photo of danielle steel's massive bush! 15 comments

2021-04-14 22:52:01 ET so that previous post about my wallet being stolen... turns out it wasn't. i found it later in the afternoon in a drawer i've never put it in that i guess it fell into somehow despite me having thoroughly checked for it in said drawer already last night and this morning. and the other guy in the building who had his wallet go missing at the same time as me? just some bizarre coincidence i guess - even the manager was convinced there was theft happening but, no, just a really fucking weird day. well, at least i have my wallet now that it came back out of whatever interdimensional vortex it fell into. fucking hell. 2 comments

2021-04-14 12:44:14 ET someone came into my apartment last night while i was out briefly and stole my wallet. just my wallet. went downstairs this morning to talk to the manager about getting a new keycard so i'm not locked out of the building when i go to pick up my kid in an hour. some other guy was down there who had his wallet missing as well. i guess some fucknut was wandering around the building checking peoples' doors or something. there's surveillance cameras everywhere in this place so we'll see if they figure out who it is and if it's even someone who lives here. called my mom and got the "these things just happen" response and i'm like no, mom, these things only happen in stupid-ass countries like ours. they don't "just happen" in social democracies where people are given a high enough standard of living in the first place that they're not incentivized to do stupid-ass shit like this. but anyway. 3 comments

2021-03-27 23:15:24 ET someone remade myspace and, from what i can tell, it's fully functional. i'm at https://spacehey.com/larsbamble if i decide to actually use the thing. 4 comments

2021-03-22 21:09:23 ET this article encompasses approximately half of the reasons i left the god damn gOtH / iNdUsTrIaL scene in my 20s, and why even as a "kinky" individual, i have all but zero interest in the "fetish scene" either: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2021-03-21/cloak-and-dagger-goth-nightclub-closed-sexual-misconduct-claims 7 comments

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