Prom

2004-04-17 07:35:42 ET hahahahhaa last night was my prom it was so fucking awesome cause we got a limo and shit and it wasnt no danky ass limo it was the fuckin shiiiaat anyways so we got picked up in the limo and then we went out to dinner and met up with some annoying as girls that think there all that and a bag a chips but luckily they didnt go in the limo with us anyways so we went to the place where they were having the prom and it was fucking wack that prom was fucking retarted anyways so we stayed there for like and hour and talked to some people and then we were like well we got a lot of beer in the limo might as well drink that and go to SF and just kick it in the limo so thats exactly what we did it was so great i had a lot of fun and holy shit i was so happy my hair turned out exactly how i wanted it too and i looked damn good if i may say so in my dress.... 6 comments

Threesome in the making,,,, This conversation is not with me but my good friend amanda and some fool

2004-04-15 20:30:42 ET Joe: hey would you be into a threesome Amanda: depekjnds Joe: what coiu54nditions Joe: sorry im really fucked up right now Amanda: so am i] Joe: ha Amanda: depends on hoos involedd Joe: ok well its actually my freind whos a dude and im not rea;;y into it , but id probabley be fucked up and i wouldnt touch him Amanda: what does ur friends look like??? Amanda: *friend Joe: youve seen him he sighned your tit that one time Joe: he was at the holy family festival Joe: hes blond Amanda: j;ordan???? Joe: ha yeah thats him Joe: he thinks your hella hot Amanda: ummm ok well i dunno i really don't remember him that well id probably have to see him again Joe: ok, casue he really wants to have a threesome. and i think i would be up for it. just casue its somthin new Amanda: yeahi guess it douse sound kinda appealijn Joe: kool he wants me too send you a pic ill send it as soon as i figure out how Amanda: k Joe: i cant figure out how to send the pick Amanda: u add it as an attachmenuyt Joe: i cant Joe: i dont know how Joe: he said for me to tell you that his dick is big and thick Amanda: goody6 Joe: yeah Joe: i guess Joe: would you be up for it Amanda: probably, but i dunno cuz im .mreally wastesdd, but i doubt i'll have a differenyt opinoihn when im sober Joe: ok, casue i thynk it would be col Amanda: yea Joe: im fucked up too and im not into guys, but i dont know why it would be kool , but o think it would Joe: i think it would be Amanda: yauyi Joe: cause hes a virgin and he wants to fuck Joe: and im cool wioth it cause hes my freind Amanda: ok thken Joe: what does that mean(i dont mean this in a mean way im just asking for clarification) Amanda: no im just agreeinopg Joe: so your up for it Amanda: surekl Joe: kool Joe: im his freind, and hes shown me his dick once, and not to be gay but it aint small or nuthin Amanda: kewl Joe: so dont worry about that Amanda: i wont Joe: he wanted me to ask you if you ever wanted to guys to do stuff for you Joe: two Amanda: i dunno, but now that i think098 about it, it does soujknd appealing Joe: like what Amanda: im not exactly surre at the mip[oment, what r u guys willink’ g to do???? Joe: what do you want Amanda: well i dunno thats why i asked wht u gu; ys wanna do Joe: ive never done guy stuff Joe: what do yyou thiunk youd want to see Amanda: i dunno surprise me, but don't do anything really hardcore cuz that would kinda freak me out Joe: ok hold on for like 5 mins, im gonna go smoke some hash then ill be back k? Joe: k? Joe: hello Amanda: lji Joe: brb Joe: ill brb k? Amanda: yea Joe: k sorry Joe: whats too hardcore Amanda: u guys jis don't fuck eachother thats all, uguys can maike out though Joe: everything e;se though Amanda: yeah i guess Joe: ok Amanda: i dunno jis do whatlever ive never been iln this situaition so i duluyhjfdno Joe: 4/- +7 +-96* Joe: SORRY Joe: CAN I TALK TO YTOU LATER Joe: ABOUT THIS Joe: LATER Joe: PLEASE Amanda: yeja sure Joe: RHANKS Joe: YJANKS Amanda: no prob Joe signed off at 2:01:49 AM. AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! 3 comments

.....And my heart dropped

2004-04-13 18:29:55 ET oh man my day started out so good i was so looking forward to see a special someone but it just all turned to shit when i did see that someone. i was really hopeing that things would've been different this time i thought that i had acctually found a good one. He makes me laugh hes sweet he talks to me and he doesnt judge and hes just everything ive been looking for in a guy but it was just too good to be true.. so this is what happened friday night we hung out and i had already had feelings for him like i really liked him and stuff and i dunno we had connected before and stuff but not until fryday did i really start to see the way this person was starting to affect me. anyways we hung out and i really felt like something was there you know just by little things that i would notice like when he would kinna look from the corner of his eye or when he rested his head on my shoulder or even by the way that he hugged me or cracked jokes with me but i guess that it was just friend stuff but it really didnt seem that way but i dunno anyways today i was so excited that i was going to see him like thats why i woke up today to see him and today when i met up with some friends and he was there i was so looking forward to just seeing his smile and just hearing his voice but when i saw him walk up towards me he was hand in hand with another girl and my heart just dropped i wanted to run away and cry.... it just really hurt me to see him with her and i just couldnt take it i couldnt even look at them it hurt so much and what i really hate is that he knows that i like him and it would be so much better if he didnt cause then i might not act strange around him but i just like him so much it hurts and he was someone that i could really see my self falling for but i guess some things are just too good to be true and my friends were all trying to comfort me by saying that hes boring anyways but i just dont think that they know him like i do i dunno just something about him maybe its the way he talks to me or something but he just makes me feel like i can be myself around him and im not nervous at all when im around him and i dunno its just killing me inside...... 10 comments

Easter

2004-04-12 17:45:09 ET oh man this weekend was so fun fryday was so awesome i got to kick it with some people and just chill and have good conversation with this guy will hells shit happened on fryday but hella shit i should'nt talk about on here but yeah saturday i went to fresno but i really didnt want to go cause i wanted to stay and do some homework and kick it with friends but i was forced to go it acctually wasnt that bad i mean i got to see my bro and his wife and my nephews but yeah so we just hung out with my bro and his family and i watched the movies Donnie Darko which was kick ass and Bully which wasnt all that great but mike pitt is so fuckin hot annoying in that movie but hella hot anyways then sunday my bro comes into the living room and i was awoken by him in a bunny suit at 5:30 in the morning which scared the shit out of me anyhoo we went in the back yard and put eggs all over for the kids to find later that day i went back to sleep after we were done and then when i woke up i kicked it with my nephew jacob and the day was just really chill and fun and we had a really good dinner and i made some awesome deviled eggs they werent your normal ones but they still came out fuckin bomb but yeah that was my weekend (check out the new pics of my nephews and my bro)

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