oo ooh! i wanna do it too!
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot
>> Oregano Collingwood
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied
>> Piggetty Birch Run
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name
>> K.Sm.
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen
>> Candy Juice
GUY DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School
>> Kitten Hill-McCloy
BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink
>> Tortilla Long Island
SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived
>> Elizabeth Morrish
PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On
>> Dinky Morrish
ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity
>> Danzke Pitt
It bares too much of a resemblance to Jolie's. poo.
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fuck doctors.
i'm going to become a health care provider so i will only have to work 2 days a week and purposefully inconvenience my patients.
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