ok..lets see if anyone else gets this...    2005-05-04 19:21:47 ET
picture this....

you and i are standing at the counter in a hair salon having just got our hair done. you are holding $5.00 in your hand to tip the hairdresser, I have a 20. After some deliberation on how much I should give the hairdresser (my mom had informed me to add 10 to whatever ig ave her cause seh felt like she cheated her when she was there) I hand you my 20 and say "put them together and give it to her"

what would you think?

A) Give her the $25 dollars
B) Give her the $20 assuming I meant put them together and keep your $5
C) Give her the $20 and assume I meant to put them together and give me $5.00 for your tip later.

Lets see what everone else does..then i'll explain

 OMG this...I HAVE to share, but it's...um...gross haha    2005-05-02 20:52:49 ET
ok so that guy my cousin likes, Paul, he has this issue with farting ...ALL THE TIME. haha. and somehow poo always ends up coming up in their conversations..i dunno maybe it's the farting haha. soooo there was always this running joke that she told him he better be careful or he'd shit his pants one day...(foreshadowing) so they are on the phone tonight and before they get off the phone this is how the conversation goes:

Paul: *very loud farting noise*

Melissa: *laughter*

P: Yeah, did you hear that?

M: *laughter* yes...

P: Yeah I think I pushed too hard on that one....I just shit my pants....*laughter*

M: *hysterical laughter* OMG you are kidding me?!

P: Nope, I need to sit like a bucket of water by my friggin washer and dryer with detergent in it for my underwear *laughter*

(ok to me that implies he's already shit his pants before haha)

M: *uncontrollable laughter*

infact she laughed so hard she has a headache now haha.

oh and his wedding to this woman from Bulgaria that was supposed to happen in March of this year is now pushed back again to..dun dun dunnnnnnn September.....haha he's so not marrying her

 ok i need some ideas...    2005-05-02 14:26:45 ET
i have an appt for a haircut and color tomorrow and if i dont' have an idea by tonight i'm canceling it *sniffle* so i need some ideas. only problem is...my hair is really shitty right now, i meani t's in bad shape. it styles ok, but i want something that styles...great haha. but bad news for that is, i have to cut it shorter to get it that way so it can grow out and be style-able as it does so.

so the longest piece of my hair is like an inch...maybe and that's mixed in on the top of my head...which means the sides and back are probably going to have to go shorter so someone help me please!!! plllleeeeaaasseee

 Last night    2005-04-27 06:55:13 ET
I went to Riverdance. It was awesomely coolness. hehe. I still owe Lisa for the ticket so I'm glad she let me go without having the money to pay her but i think she was desperate for someone to go with her, she doesn't know many people who like that kinda stuff. We were 4th row so it was pretty cool, we could see and definitely HEAR everything haha. I think i fell asleep with the sound of them stomping in my head haha.

I'm glad I went though, apparently it's the 10th anniversary or something, but at any rate it was coolness.

That's my update for now...

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