2003-05-23 23:47:44 ET |
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My Onion horoscope this week:
"Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You're not the type of person who looks for a certain physical type in a mate, mostly because you have a seven-person staff to do that for you."
I wish! That would be nice. "Bring me the brunettes! The cute ones, mind...oh, and not too stupid, okay?"
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Yay for 3-day weekends! 2003-05-19 17:59:27 ET |
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Happy dead Queen day!
A nice weekend this was. Good weather, fun times, and I helped out a friend with a problem.
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I have trouble telling if this is a satire or not, but it's hilarious either way 2003-05-11 18:52:07 ET |
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http://crossspot.net/objective/zounds.html
"Zounds supports straight edge living and abstinence until marriage, but we also support good times with friends and rocking out for the Lord!"
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