2010-04-06 21:32:03 ET

You know - if you were someday OK with being a dirty old man, I'd probably be OK with playing lolita. No, I'll never tell you that - but just throwing it out there to the cosmos.

You know, I'd really like a new name & a new place to call home.

2010-04-01 22:40:37 ET

I'd like to learn to play the piano so I can make songs comprised of all the things I'd like to yell at the small people from a London pent house.

"You sir need to brush your teeth, I can smell your breath from here!"

"It's called socks, do you wear them?"

"Jesus called in sick today. Do you like hand guns?"

2010-03-27 19:05:55 ET

Spent the evening with a good friend. Situation no longer so dire. Dare I say that was the least painful GAME OVER ever.

2010-03-26 20:40:17 ET

I love unexpected sucky surprises. Not.

I went out to visit my bike which I didn't feel like riding.
Went somewhere I didn't want to be because I secretly wanted to be there.
Made food I don't want to eat.

"I've cut all of the pertinent wires, so my eyes can't make that connection. I am holding my breath, I am feigning my death when I'm looking in your direction."

So yeah, come to realize - I must've been some dude's midlife crisis. I don't want to talk about it more than that.

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