2004-06-22 23:38:00 ET my hands smell like his hair. I dig it. 4 comments

pick some, lose some

2004-06-18 12:40:22 ET so which headline is true "DICK CHENEY; ACTUALLY A ROBOT!!" or "10 PLANE PLOT REVEALED, NO AL QAEDA LINKS" 7 comments

vagina?

2004-06-15 18:27:05 ET This was a big day for me. I had my first gyno exam. God Damn that was a fucking weird feeling. I went to work feeling violated and was pleasently shocked by my new boy. I am working in the back and my co-worker comes back and says "someone needs to sign for UPS and Julian is here." except she says the last part very quietly.... I went out on the floor to see him start to leave, I say something to someone about something (my mind somewhere else) and he turns around. I feel myself turn five shades of red and break out in a cold sweat. It turns out he didn't have my phone number. I have reverted to the 7th grade, the chubby depressed girl thats been hiding has come back. I am completely swept off my gad damn feet by someone I barely know. Seriosuly I am a little fucking girl. On the up side I don't have to dread the gynochologist anymore. 12 comments

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