Was zum Teufel?!?!2004-09-29 10:36:11 ET

In my boredom, I found this page that translates words and phrases from English to German (or vice versa). Still bored, I translated "Fuck". If you ever need to know how to say "Go fuck a duck" in German, hit it up:
http://www.dict.cc/

Can anyone say too informative?
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4th Quarter2004-09-25 04:47:24 ET

"One. Two. Three. Four. Who's punk what's the score?" Boxcar- Jawbreaker

Syringes2004-09-24 09:44:41 ET

Why do doctors automatically assume that they're better than you just because they've spent half their lifves studying to get where they are now? Just because I don't specialize in medicine doesn't make me an idiot. If you're so "properly" educated then speak in gramatically correct sentences.
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Bif Flashbacks2004-09-22 03:57:02 ET

I've forgotten how good this song is....

Tango Shoes- Bif Naked

When we're together,
I am alone.
I dawdle down the street, shuffle my feet,
Don't wanna go home.
There's an antique store.
I go inside.
All I got on me
Is only twenty bucks and my pride.
(That's when I see them!)

My new tango shoes,
They are my treasure, they are so cool!
My new tango shoes,
They are my ticket, my tools.
My new tango shoes,
Are gonna help me dance away from you.
My new tango shoes.

Like Cinderella, I am transformed.
Suddenly I'm taller
You're smaller
I am reborn.
With new courage,
I go downtown.
To find you sitting at our table,
girls all around.
(and they see my...)

My new tango shoes,
They are my treasure, they are so cool!
My new tango shoes,
They are my ticket, my tools.
My new tango shoes,
Are gonna help me dance away from you.
My new tango shoes.

...see my sexy metamorphosis
right before your angry eyes...
I stick a red rose in between my lips,
Turn on my heel,
Dance out of your life.

You told me you love me.
That was untrue.
Now that we're over,
this dance is for you.
Tango!

My new tango shoes,
They are my treasure, they are so cool!
My new tango shoes,
They are my ticket, my tools.
My new tango shoes,
Are gonna help me dance away from you.
My new tango shoes.

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Party Weekend2004-09-18 01:06:56 ET

This past week was quite fun. Spent the day shopping and walking around the town with a couple of the girls and found a fabulous shoe store. Thank god it didn't take plastic. It was quite fun until we missed the train and (since the next one wasn't for another 2 hours) we decided to walk back. I wasn't wearing sneakers.

Today's plans are none-the-less exciting. We're having a going away party for a couple leaving this coming week; a beer-b-que. We're also welcoming a new little face, Taylor Austin, who was born early this morning to our friends Steph and Josh. I'm so excited about this baby that you'd think that I pushed him out myself!

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