Plus they don't give me enough space to list them all.2007-10-02 09:50:24 ET

I'm going through the security badging process and the last question on one of the forms asks:
"In the last year have you used, possessed, supplied, or manufactured illegal drugs?...(Note: Neither you truthful response nor information derived from your response will be used as evidence against you in any subsequent criminal proceeding)"
Does this last line mean that if I admit to using drugs I can't get in trouble for it? Even if it does, I think I'm going to have to lie about this one.
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Could be fun.2007-09-28 15:19:27 ET

ahh, Friday..
..I think I'm going to get rather stoned and go to the hardware store.
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I need to get out.2007-09-26 16:49:52 ET

My roommate is try to learn to play the saxamaphone. He's not very good yet.

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I just had to send an email explaining that I didn't know who my boss was.2007-09-20 16:40:29 ET

It's example of too much detail.


The right socks to get through a Thursday
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