2009-08-14 21:08:21 ET

Morphine and scotch, one over the tongue, the other through the ears.

This cat will try to eat you.2009-08-01 21:12:56 ET

It's really annoying because she's cute and you want to pet her but she just swats and bites at you.

2009-07-27 15:57:12 ET

-why is my burrito out of focus?

-because it's a blurrito.

I suppose I should update it, but I'm lazy.2009-07-24 14:41:54 ET

A few people have asked me about the numbers in my profile, also most of the links are broken or haven't changed in years. That's because I haven't changed it since I reformatted it in college. The numbers are a tally from a local bar "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". The dead links were hosted by UCSC.
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