2004-06-21 10:00:31 ET

My buddy Ethan has discovered how the RIAA & the MPAA can stop internet piracty once and for all. Don't call it piracy! No one would do it if it was called "fagotry" or "digital ass-hatery". The judges would say "We find you guilty of digital ass-hatery!" and you would say "Ah, man. Now I'll be known as an ass-hat for the rest of life. Boohoo."

On a side note, the whole world smells bad.

Ramona PAUL
2004-06-15 22:27:32 ET

Sorry I haven't updated in a little while. It's been busy, or at least as busy as my lazy ass ever gets. Let's see, what's happened?

I got insurance reperations for all my stolen cds, $445.29 worth. I'll admit, I went out and bought an xbox, but I saved the rest.

The psychologist's report came back about Tom (one of my brothers). He's got Assberger's syndrome, so now he's eligible for social security and for placement in an "assisted living facility".

I played video games with my buds the other day. I accidentally named my character "Ramona PAUL" and so that is my new nickname. Sweet.

shoot me
2004-06-06 18:33:18 ET

I "just" got back from the new harry potter movie. I say "just" because I was then dragged around by Monique to a couple places. I now understand what my parents always meant about living with friends. She's taken over the bathroom, follows me everywhere, hoards the phone line, etc. I can't wait until she moves away. Then there will be peace & quiet again. Ah, the days of silence.

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