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2026-06-07 23:22:36 ET T̶I̶L̶  LIN (lately i've noticed - which i've decided may as well be an internet abbreviation even if it isn't cause it sure as shit makes as much arbitrary / random sense as making TIL / "today i learned" an internet abbreviation)... LIN that the Old And Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who lives on my apartment floor and is Prejudiced™ against me and sometime like a year and a half ago came to my apartment one morning and punched me in the fucking eye - which i can't remember if i posted anything about that here or not back then, as i try very hard not to post anything remotely serious or substantially life-related on this stupid silly ridiculous website that i had to go to a strikethrough text generator for just to make that say T̶I̶L̶  up there cause SK can't even be arsed to handle the most basic-ass HTML 5 tags like <s> or <del> properly and <strike> has long since ceased to be supported properly by any modern web browser and i sure as shit am not going to make some convoluted CSS code just to put strikethrough text on this silly ridiculous website of stupidity so ANYWAY... T̶I̶L̶  LIN (lately i've noticed) that that Old Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who lives on my apartment floor and is Prejudiced™ against me and has a Long And Storied record of being a general absolute dipshit to various people in the building and who came to my apartment a year and a half ago and punched me in the fucking eye... apparently he's gay. i only realized this cause since pride month started, on the off chance i see the fucker (he's left me alone since then, fortunately, but i generally try to ignore / avoid him), he's been fucking hanky signaling (look that up if you somehow don't know wshat it is. i can't be arsed to make it some Bing Search™ link for you on this stupid silly ridiculous website) - he's been hanky signaling for pride month, and wouldn't you know it, the Old Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who i have never seen with another person and have never seen him have anyone over ever either (neither neither) well, apparently, he likes being tied up and shit on. which i mean TBF (to be frank) that tracks with his behavior and, just, yeah. ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯ (i have to make that dumb shrug unicode character extra special for SK cause on SK you can't type a backslash anywhere - SK will just disappear it. go ahead! try it! this site is fucking dumb!) also i guess i still found a way to make this life-related post poop-related. or rather this old dipshit did. i'm a pacifist but if someone else wants to come over and punch him in the eye for me i won't say no. p.s. just randomly discovered after posting this that i guess (at least in microsoft edge on apple mac os which is what i use SK on) the fuckin <strike> HTML tag does still show up and work? JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN SHIT MAYBE DEPENDING ON YOUR BROWSER. well whatever i'm still not gonna use it cause it's not supposed to work and SK hasn't updated its HTML protocols to work with what does and I CAN'T BE ARSED. p.p.s. i had to go back and put two non-breaking space codes in after each place i typed "T̶I̶L̶" in this post as well after posting it cause this stupid terrible awful really dumb website for some fucking reason just forces crossed out unicode characters to run into the next character in a text string even if you put a space there and SK also seems to force all multiple spaces to just become one space THIS SITE IS VERY FRUSTRATING YOU GUYS. T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶W̶H̶A̶T̶ ̶I̶T̶ ̶D̶O̶E̶S̶ ̶I̶F̶ i don't put two non-breaking-spaces after the last strikethrough unicode character. just look at that stupid shit. look at this stupid site why is SK still here what are we all even fucking doing here FUCK. ok so, anyway, ok, so, to re-recap this entry which i have put entirely too much effort into for the 1.5 people who may read it: old asshole. punched me once. he likes to be tied up and shit on but can't even get that cause he's so repulsive. oh american life. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-06-03 19:45:26 ET on the one hand... while i don't presonally 'identify' as really anything, i am extremely grateful and honored to finally have a DJ booking again at this event at one of the oldest LGBTQLOLWTFBBQ (hell even the club night is called WTF, so there) venues in SF during the beginning of Hashtag Pride Month™® - and the flyer is legitimately bonkers in the best possible way and i'm a fan of whoever the hell made it. we gon' hit the spot we gon' drop the jams and every booty gon' drop like daaaamn. or something. oh yeah, the flyer: on the other hand... if i don't somehow magically come up with income and / or $1,350 in expendable funds otherwise by july 1st i will likely be evicted. um help? granted i know no one on here is in san francisco. or probably even not poor. or something. so all in all i have two hands and two somethings. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-01 00:40:06 ET just here to say how massively disappointed i am that the "cracker barrel 400" isn't a bunch of nascars driving 400 times (or miles. actually miles would be better.) around an actual cracker barrel parking lot - preferably one that goes entirely around an actual cracker barrel Restaurant And General Store™® and look i'm sorry for posting so much these past few days - these trying times just demand it. single-handedly keeping this site alive while literally no one cares. ✊ seriously though cracker barrel 400 fucking missed opportunity and disappointment of the century. do better, nascar. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 3 comments

2026-05-30 10:17:28 ET hello happy weekend, just wanted to let you all know that dating apps persist in being the absolute literal definition of the phrase "total unmitigated dumpsterfire" ... uh 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-05-29 01:39:19 ET 💁 i did not ask for late night poop. 🤷 yet here i am at 11:36 in the pm when i am usually well in bed by 11:00 in the pm but instead i’m over here not at all in bed while turds keep shovin’ out muh b-hole 🤷 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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