man i feel loved when people write flows about me!!!! YAY!!!

2003-10-13 17:57:26 ET 1 to the 2 from the z to the 3 this here raps the little amy because shes bomb yeah shes my little grom maybe if im lucky she will take me to the prom because shes not a loner and shes the coolest girl stoner one time we got high and she saw a boner oops see here late me clear taht up it wadent really my dick just my pencil that wanted to fuck now this little girls about 5 foot even and this girl is savage youll best be beleiven so dont get me wrong thsi girl is fuckin strong she can clear my fatty ass 3ft bong i love this little girl and thats is my emotion get high every day i live by that notion take a hit from a spliff brain cell explosion so you all take note this ***** my friend grant wrote this about me cause him and my friend D-MARK were suppose to battle to see whose was better and i think GRANT won cause i liked his better but i give props to MARK for trying*****

OH MAN!!!! ITS A BOY!!!

2003-10-12 10:27:47 ET so on fryday my sister in law gave birth to another baby boy his name is william (liam) scott harwood i dont know where they got william (liam for short) from but they got the scott from my brother eric cause thats his middle name but anyways so hes so cute and hes really tiny i wish i had a camera so i could show everyone the beautiful kids my brother and his wife make i swear im so jelouse cause they have some really good looking kids i hope mine are that cute.... yesterday kinna sucked cause like i called my best friend amanda cause she lives down here in fresno and like i wanted to see her cause i havent seen her since feb so you know its been a while so i wanted to see her but she already had plans to go to the coast with her b/f and yeah you know i understand that she was busy but like i dunno i know this is kinna selfish but this is a good point i mean i dont come down here that often which means i never get to see her and shit and like she can go to her beach house anytime and go party and fuck her b/f i mean i come down maybe 2 a year and like she couldnt even give me one day of her time but oh well anyways but my day got better when i got to see my cute nephew JACOB although when he talks about himself he likes to call himself (jakeapee) i swear i wish this kid was mine hes just the cutest thing ever but yeah so i got to kick it with him for a little while we played some baseball and then we ate some goldfish and had a popcicle and then i read him some stories and we took a nap together hes just so fun and so cute and then we had dinner at my grandparents house and then my brother and his wife came over with liam hes so cute hes so tiny but hes got some massive fingers and toes i mean their huge but that just means hes gonna be a tall kid but anyways then we went back to the hotel and i called sophie i didnt know if she was gonna be home or not cause she was suppose to go to magic mountain with danielle but she didnt end up going and then she wanted me to go to a party with her but my mom was being a flaming bitch as usual and was like were here to see the babies not for you to see your friends i was like mom its 9 and the babies are sleeping and i dont see why i have to stay at the hotel and watch tv all night when sophies gonna be right down the street then i made my good point like i always do and she was cool with it but she couldnt give me a ride because her friend jeff was coming over so i was shit out of luck because sophie cant use her dads car anymore cause she yaked in it and a long story but yeah so that kinna pissed me off alittle but oh well maybe ill see her sometime today before i go home and if not oh well but yeah so i stayed up till 3 watching i love the 70's on VH1 man that shit is sick but anyways yeah that was my day and night and i think after i get off the comp im gonna go see my favorite little person (i think hes my fav cause i dont know like anyone thats shorter than me so) hey hes my fav and hes cute as hell 5 comments

my mom is fucking nuts

2003-10-09 17:06:42 ET ok so im feeling better you know the guy i like is talking to me so anyways like i came home and my mom was hella trippin cause my brother punced a hole into the wall and like so my mom was going crazy and she took me to the police station to get tested and like they said that they couldnt test me unless i got in trouble so she was shit out of luck anyways she came home and then left and now she acting alright about everything i think that she was just pissed about my brother but im ok im like doing good but shes makeing a big deal over nothting 4 comments

My flow about Amy (from my friend D-MARK)

2003-10-08 18:48:37 ET man i hope that i dont get kicked off for this flow about me well cause some of the people in this are tight asses just for them ill be nice and edited it just so i dont get kicked off*** straight outa the rance just bounced out sent to a new school 7-11 wheres im at kickin it smokin stoges chillin with at little brown haired girl her name is amy shes 5ft tall but dont get me wrong she canf rip that b**g hold on the carberator with her tiny little finger rip that shit so fat it leaves your cells to linger happy little girl that likes to frolice and eat chocolates but not to mention shes a savage al*****ic dr****ng g** and r** getting d****k getting spun shes cute and short and she always smells good like some fucking frosted cocoa pebbles fool just remember whoever fucks withmy little homegirl is getting a knife pulled out and getting fucking eyes cut out when they pass out not knowing that shes a little savage pimpstress dont diss she'll take your money and leave your d**k hard and after that she'll steal your mothers car cuz amys a cool fucking firl i dont know what to say but she looks like a squirrel *YEAH THIS ALL CAME ABOUT BECAUSE MARK CAME UP WITH A FLOW FOR ME YESTERDAY BUT IT WASNT VERY GOOD SO HE SAID THAT HE WOULD MAKE UP ANOTHER ONE AND THEN MY FRIEND GRANT WAS LIKE YEAH IM GONNA MAKE ONE TOO SO THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO BATTLE AND I WAS GONNA JUDGE TO SEE WHOS WAS BETTER BUT GRANT WASNT QUITE FINISHED SO I HERD MARKS AND I HELLA LIKED IT AND GRANTS GONNA GO TOMARROW SO ILL GET TO MAKE MY DECISION HEHEHE I FEEL SO LOVED.... AND THIS REALLY MADE ME HAPPY!! :) 4 comments

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