| my funeral... 2007-12-04 22:32:16 ET |
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should be dramatic as possible.
ed.note: i should REALLY be doing my homework right now but whatevrz.
THE PLAYLIST:
1. romeo & juliet soundtrack vol.2 - O verona. this is the song that's playing during the montage of violence in the beginning. perfect.
2. claption - cocaine. just so people can rock the fuck out, i guess.
3. bagpipes somewhere.
back in roman times rich people would often hire women to go ballistic and tear out their hair at specified funeral. on occasion they'd jump in with the casket.
kind of unreasonable.
lots of food. assuming my mom outlives me, i want her tamales there asap. i'll be watching.
do i want to be buried, burned, or carbonized? can't they turn your bodies into stars nowadays? or did i just make that up . . ? i'll go with whatever's cheapest. being dead is damn expensive. i'll be okay in a coffee can.
okay. homework time foreelz.
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| fuck it. 2007-12-03 22:51:41 ET |
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"i wish our teeth were like diamonds..."
well said.
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| i've always wanted to be a suicide girl... 2007-12-02 17:26:13 ET |
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but alas, sun dried tomato & basil wheat thins have proved to be my junk in the trunk downfall. and junk on the sides and legs as well. and possibly arms.
for the record, i want to express how much i hate my job and customer service.
i don't care if you found everything okay.
i don't care if you need it double bagged coz UR WALKING.
i don't care that i forgot your shitty rewards card.
i don't care that you need $200 on a SUNDAY when everyone else is getting cash back as well and my till is like, empty and i tell you that i can't possibly do that (but there's an ATM just around the corner, sir,) and you somehow expect me to pull it out of thin air...
"UM OKAY BUT HOW'R U GONNA MAKE THIS WORK FOR ME!?"
fucker.
in lighter hearts,
LO-fucking-L
what the hell, portland?! you have hotter babes than this. i guess they all joined suicide girls.
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