2003-11-13 19:08:47 ET



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"IN HONOR"
2003-11-11 13:45:31 ET

"IN HONOR,"

by Daniel Miller

(not the producer of Depeche Mode)*


I went to see Depeche Mode 101 in the theatres FOR FREE last night! YAY! It was off-the-muthafuckin-chain y'all! Every seat was packed with all these Depeche Mode peeps who know the movie just as well as I do! I mean, like, scene-by-scene, the whole crowd was reacting to shit. It was so fucking awesome!

Like, every Dave Gahan tushy-shot got a hootin' from the lady folk, which made me fully realize just how much Gahan-tushy appears in that film! There were laughs, there were "boos!", there was cussing, and a whole lotta singing! Fuck, there was even hand-clapping goin' on! It was perfect!

See, for years now I've had a obsessive/co-dependant love for that movie. And to see it on screen with a bunch of other kids who have the same kinda thang going on was fantabulous!

It was great fun. Plus, there were a lot of latina Depeche Mode girls. I think latina Depeche Mode girls are dreamy! My god, ever since 7th grade, I've been (and I quote) "all up on" latina Depeche Mode girls. They're what kept me from hanging myself in the closet when I was 13 years of age.

TO ALL THE LATINA DEPECHE MODE GIRLS: I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY DREAM COME TRUE!


THE END


[*please refer to production credits on several Depeche Mode albums. Daniel Miller produces Depeche Mode.]
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2003-11-07 19:49:42 ET

Arrr...such wonderful aggravation!

I found out tonight that this one girl I used to work with and had an ENORMOUS crush on (and never got to talk to 'cause she was a bookeeper) has had a crush on me for a long time. Once again, I gotta ask 'What the fuck is that shit?' I didn't think she even knew who I am.

So here's the aggravation. I was having a good ol' drunk time on the phone talkin' to my friend Hannah. Hannah is determined to get me to move in with her. So I told her, out of drunkeness (and out of the odds that I thought were totally against me) that I would move in with her if she could get me a date with Jackie. That's really cheesy right there...I said it just for the fuck of it.

Then she called me today and told me all this shit. And I'm like 'fuck.' Like, I don't wanna move back to Orange County, nor do I want to be a man not-of-his-word, nor do I wanna miss this opportunity to meet and get to know this girl who is pretty much the archtype of my desire. I mean, for real, this girl epitomizes.

I'm just gonna have to tell Hannah to relax, be quiet and hook it up for me. I mean, I don't wanna move out of Long Beach. I wanna move out of this apartment, but not out of this city. I love this city. I wanna build myself up in this city. It's diverse. It's cultural. Orange County has only one culture, the culture of American consumerism.

Anyways, whatever. Peace y'all.
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