YAY FOR BIKES

2003-03-14 16:29:28 ET This girl I work with named Hannah (which is one of those words you can't say backwards) is letting me borrow her bike for a long time. Homegirl Beth bought me a chain a little while ago and I just now bought a lock. Now I can ride anywhere! Now I can ride to school in less than 12 minutes! Or I can ride to the liquor store in less than 2 minutes! I can even ride the bus and take my bike to the fuckin' beach! Fabulous fuckin' shyte! It feels so good to ride a bike! I feel so sufficient now! I just rode to the store while the sun was going home and it feels all Southern California. I love the beauty of smog. Anyway, so yo, I wanna fill out one of those pointless questionaires, but I can't find any. So if anyone has one and reads this, we should do it together! So here's my outro song, a song I love more than anything! "LET A HOE BE A HOE - IF SHE DON'T WANNA BE YOUR QUEEN JUST LET HER GO - AND DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL. FUCKIN ALMOST EVERYONE THAT YOU KNOW - AND EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD YO BABY, SHE'S STILL A HOE-OH NO, FOR SHO, FOR SHIZAY!" (the beautiful Mikah 9) Whoa...these last two entries may give someone the impression that I'm having a hard time getting over someone. (The whole love thing and then this song quote). Uh...that's totally not the case. I ain't got nobody, but I do got my body, which is aiight with me. I do wish I was a little plump, but I don't think that'd be cool in reality. I think I'd look wierd if I had some flab. It looks more comfortable though. ANYWAYS...peace. 3 comments

2003-03-13 15:55:32 ET I read a saying that totally applies to how I feel and actually calms my busy little brain: Love is homesickness. 3 comments

No drink=ENERGY!

2003-03-12 06:24:13 ET I'm trying to get through another week of no drinky-drink. It's kinda tuff at night, but damn, the mornings are so much better! I get up and I'm like, "I AM HUMAN! HEAR ME TALK!" My roomate tallied up what we drank last week and it totalled to 96 bottles, including a bottle of 1997 Cabernet Savignon. To be exact: -24 Sierra Nevada -24 Bass -24 Samuel Adams -12 Molson -12 Rolling rock -6 George Killians -6 Hefeweizen -6 Newcastle -1 Quake (good stuff, 8.5%) -1 Cabernet Savignon So actually, that's more than 96...that's more like 108. So, for the both of us, that's about 8 beers a night each, assuming that one of the nights was dedicated to wine. Mmmm! I love drinking. The problem is that I'm POOR and I have a liver and a limited supply of enzymes. Other than the health/economic consequenses, I wouldn't give a fuck. Yo, I'm just being honest. I gots problems with being a LUSH. (I've always wanted to change my name to LUSH. I think that's such a cool name) 22 comments

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