| I love my REAL mom | 2004-11-09 11:35:52 ET |
this is some parts of the conversation my mom and i had on the phone last night (the rest of the cat farted)
legend- ...............= skip ahead skip ahead blah blah blah
mom: the cat farted and i had to let it out
me laughin my ass off: what?
mom: what? like you dont fart?
laughing my ass off still
mom: theyll xplode if they dont... gotta let it out somehow, fart er a burp
me still laughing: hold on a second...(type type type)
mom: who ya talkin to?
me: no one. im posting what you just said on my site.
mom: you gotta gimmie the address.
me: no i dont
mom: is the family ganna see it
me: no way. im not telling them about this site.
mom: then whos gana see it.
me: people in the communitty
mom: i thought you said the family wont see it
me: no its a web communitty
mom: oh
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mom: now i can turn the fan off. the cats outa the trailor
Im laughin my ass off
mom: cant find the scraper upper
(first time i heard her call it that) we re both laughing the entire time we re talking
mom: dont know where it is
me: oh god dont do it!
mom: what?
me: your ganna use uh, ayuh, uh, damn. a spachula, i know you are!
mom: well i cant find the pooper scooper
me: you mean the scraper upper
both up.
mom: yeah ha ha ha!!
me: you better hide that spachula, so ya dont cook with it, ah hell you never cook anyway
mom: yeah i do, specailly with with that spachula... i mean more since i put it in the litter box
laugh laugh laugh
me: Oh God.
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mom: where you at man? you sound like your in a tunnel
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mom: had ta chase a white cat out... (fast>hesmean
<<<<<<by this time she sounds stoned as and so do i>>>>>>>>>>>
mom: GET!.... es tryin ta get ta er food. what are ya doin?
me laughin: writing this down
mom: you bettr gimmie your address
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me: i cant get this computer to work. Damn it.
mom: your the expert
me: no im not
mom: yes you are
me: i never said that
mom: yes you did
me: quit lieing. your not a good liar
mom: well what are you?
me: an expert
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mom: YOU BETTR GET OUTA MY HOUSE! catsmean..
me: oh my god..
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me: I ve been on this computer all day
mom: ya dint go ta school?
me: no, <sarcasm) who the hell do i live with<BR>
both laugh
mom: well I watched charmed
me:...ha
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me: aaahhh i cant get ta my site
mom: wadjya ferget.. ya ferget tha password again
me: i keep forgeting this computer sux ass
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mom: somthin just jumped at me
me: what?
mom: somthin jumped at me
me: what
mom: its in the light
me laughing
mom: whatevr it is jumped out at me again
me: what?
mom: a bug
me: no. say it again
mom: illsayit ina litlewhile
me: you wont remember it in a little while
mom laughing
me: say it again
mom: somthinjumpt a(t) me
laughing my ass off
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mom: wadjya hafur dinnr?
me: what?
mom:.... wadjya haf fur dinner?
me laughing: chicken nuggets from work and then i came home and had tacos
mom: blowon tha fonefurme
me laughing: say that again
mom: blowon tha fonefurme... smell yer food
im still laughing
me: say it again..
mom laughing: shut up
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