Hilarious

2004-07-04 20:16:45 ET YAR Pirate Lady: YAR Mazarael: Yar Mazarael: Hem Mazarael: Who is this? Mazarael: Cute screenname Mazarael: makes me giggle. YAR Pirate Lady: THIS BE PIRATE LADY AND PIRATE MAN Mazarael: PIRATEEEEEE YAR Pirate Lady: i have sailed the seven seas and found me treasure but i need your help Mazarael: ROFL Mazarael: Hell yes! Mazarael: Sure YAR Pirate Lady: a scoundrel of some sort has stole some of me gold and has captured our first mate HENRY YAR Pirate Lady: we need your help to find them both! Mazarael: ok Mazarael: What can I do to help? YAR Pirate Lady: but watch out. there be other pirates out there and they give yeh scurvy if you happen to lay them in your bunker YAR Pirate Lady: -_O YAR Pirate Lady: you can search me lad. SEARCH hi and SEARCH low YAR Pirate Lady: if you sail to the island HOWCUMP then be careful of the savages there Mazarael: Um Mazarael: I don't have a ship YAR Pirate Lady: thats ok! neither do meself Mazarael: HAHAH YAR Pirate Lady: which is why we swim! Mazarael: Ok YAR Pirate Lady: OR Mazarael: This is the greatest conversation I've ever had Mazarael: I love you YAR Pirate Lady: we sail on the back of a WHALE Mazarael: OR? Mazarael: OOER Mazarael: YES Mazarael: WHALE! Mazarael: Man you're smart. Teach me how to be cool like you? YAR Pirate Lady: first and foremost. PIRATE LADY (that is me) is the only "cool" one. BUT. you can be meh new first mate YAR Pirate Lady: PIRATE MAN has gone insane from whiskey YAR Pirate Lady: YAR. tis a shame tis a shame Mazarael: Ack Mazarael: That's horrible Mazarael: I'll be a much better first mate YAR Pirate Lady: yes. he wont even swipe the poop deck. he would rather use it as his bathroom. tis much more a shame. YAR Pirate Lady: he uses the sails as a wiper, he eats all of our new parrots. and he never wears his eyepatch. keeps sayin he cant see good without it, although he only has one eye Mazarael: Wow Mazarael: Maybe it's time to get him to walk ze plank? YAR Pirate Lady: -_O sigh. I be the only PIRATE LADY sailin these seas without a right in the head captain YAR Pirate Lady: YES YAR Pirate Lady: as soon as we get a plank Mazarael: Hmmm Mazarael: We'll have to buy a ship Mazarael: And get a plank Mazarael: Hrmmm YAR Pirate Lady: no money. scoundrels stole me gold Mazarael: Damn them! YAR Pirate Lady: yar..yar..yar... no bottle of rum :-( Mazarael: :-( Mazarael: I'm sorry Mazarael: How else can we find this treasure? Mazarael: Hmm YAR Pirate Lady: arr... YAR Pirate Lady: we can always go deep YAR Pirate Lady: DEEP YAR Pirate Lady: into YAR Pirate Lady: the lake of greed Mazarael: Where? where is it? YAR Pirate Lady: right below me Mazarael: And where have you put PIRATE MAN? He needs to be locked away for a shor time Mazarael: So let us dive YAR Pirate Lady: no! Mazarael: Let us go looking for the treasure! YAR Pirate Lady: are you insane boy?!?! Mazarael: ......maybe YAR Pirate Lady: the swimming fish mutants are down there Mazarael: OH Mazarael: How can we destroy them? YAR Pirate Lady: which is why the lake of greed is hard to conquer Mazarael: Hmm YAR Pirate Lady: havent found out yet -_O Mazarael: we could.. build a nuclear plant on the shore, and poison the lake! YAR Pirate Lady: tis already poisened me lad Mazarael: Then the fish mutants would die.. YAR Pirate Lady: which is why the fish are mutants YAR Pirate Lady: they are the undead Mazarael: Hmm Mazarael: Then perhaps we should build a church Mazarael: Maybe a lot of holy water would cleanse the lake, and allow us passage to the briny depths to get the treasure? YAR Pirate Lady: no church. they are holy. holy and pirates dont go good together Mazarael: We could make it .... a dark church Mazarael: And umm. YAR Pirate Lady: you can be the preacher! Mazarael: AHA Mazarael: Yes' Mazarael: Yes I will be the preacher YAR Pirate Lady: YAR! what a good idea! YAR Pirate Lady: i'm happy yeh be me first mate Mazarael: I am too, PIRATE LADY YAR Pirate Lady: tar a fine smart lad -_O Mazarael: Thank ye Pirate Lady YAR Pirate Lady: but you're in for some change boy! CHANGEING into becoming a PIRATE YAR Pirate Lady: YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YAR Pirate Lady: -_O Mazarael: How? how do I do this? YAR Pirate Lady: with many adventures and training! Mazarael: Shall we adventure then?! YAR Pirate Lady: indeed my boy, indeed YAR Pirate Lady: we be off! Mazarael: Indeed!! Mazarael: Where shall we go? YAR Pirate Lady: to... (points) there. Mazarael: Ahhh I see... Mazarael: *grabs knife and sword* YAR Pirate Lady: NO! YAR Pirate Lady: (slaps) Mazarael: Ow YAR Pirate Lady: tis a bad thing for a pirate in training to have. a sword and kinfe Mazarael: Hmm Mazarael: what should I have? Mazarael: a thermonuclear device? YAR Pirate Lady: rule 1. while in training you have to fight like a pirate. no weapons YAR Pirate Lady: only hands YAR Pirate Lady: and teeth YAR Pirate Lady: which once you lose, you go to weapons Mazarael: Aha! YAR Pirate Lady: but thats only after you defeat a fishman Mazarael: Ummm Mazarael: How? YAR Pirate Lady: by finding one YAR Pirate Lady: of course YAR Pirate Lady: only you will find such a creature YAR Pirate Lady: if YAR Pirate Lady: you venture into the swamp of mucky substances YAR Pirate Lady: -_O Mazarael: Mmm Mazarael: I hate to break role here.... But who is this? Mazarael: Seriously Mazarael: Tell meeeee. Because you've got a great sense of humor. YAR Pirate Lady: rule 2. only will the PIRATE LADY tell her name once her first mates have become well known pirates Mazarael: Oh hell Mazarael: How long will it take for me to do that? YAR Pirate Lady: who knows? only the best are to become pirates sooner than the ones who dont cooperate Mazarael: WEll Mazarael: I've come and gone Mazarael: I killed a fishman Mazarael: I lost 5 teeth Mazarael: and a finger Mazarael: and my left toe! YAR Pirate Lady: show me..this fishman Mazarael: *shows you dead fishman. It has his throat bitten and torn out* Mazarael: Arr Mazarael: Told you Mazarael: *drops it at your feet* YAR Pirate Lady: tis a fishchild. me boy. Mazarael: I lost my finger, my left toe, and 5 teeth for nothing?~ YAR Pirate Lady: tis a horid thing to fight the wrong fishbeing...yar. (nods) Mazarael: Then I shall return soon Mazarael: With another dead fishbeing YAR Pirate Lady: yar. alrighty. i be knittin a scarf Mazarael: I HAVE RETURNED Mazarael: I lost my left foot Mazarael: my ear Mazarael: and another 2 teeth Mazarael: *drops fishman at your feet* Mazarael: But he is dead.. yes.. arr YAR Pirate Lady: you be gettin to the point where we have no use -_O. YAR Pirate Lady: but YAR Pirate Lady: we shall fix ye up Mazarael: With a sewing needle, and a batch of rotten tomatoes, aye? YAR Pirate Lady: no YAR Pirate Lady: with a fishstick and some rope from the sails of my whale YAR Pirate Lady: a reward me lad YAR Pirate Lady wants to directly connect. Mazarael: I hope it works YAR Pirate Lady is now directly connected. YAR Pirate Lady: yar Mazarael: And what be me reward? YAR Pirate Lady: tis i, PIRATE LADY and me other friend PIRATE KELLY YAR Pirate Lady: i be in the green YAR Pirate Lady: she be in the blue YAR Pirate Lady: yar Mazarael: mmm Mazarael: Pirate lady be lookin mighty fine, yesh YAR Pirate Lady: YAR! YAR Pirate Lady: till i lost me legs, yes Mazarael: I'm sure you still look quite fine, me lady YAR Pirate Lady: yar.. YAR Pirate Lady: i guess so. but my peglegs dont fit Mazarael: Don't matter Mazarael: Women don't need legs YAR Pirate Lady: rule 3. YAR Pirate Lady: no giving my treasure pics to anyone unless they be a mate and tis my saying they can see Mazarael: Heh, I wasn't going to Mazarael: I assume you're going to be staying around longer than just this night? YAR Pirate Lady: YAR YAR Pirate Lady: maybe sailer. maybe Mazarael: So Mazarael: Curiously Mazarael: Do you message random people and recruit them as mates often? YAR Pirate Lady: this be a fish mutant YAR Pirate Lady: i must return to me whale and sail off now Mazarael: damn YAR Pirate Lady: i see you next time, sailer 6 comments

Damn I'm late

2004-07-01 23:33:47 ET My god. Skinny puppy has been around for what? More than 20 years? And I'm just now getting around to loving the music. Ebay, here I am. Muuuuuuuusic. 2 comments

Muscly Xani? Muhaha

2004-07-01 10:43:13 ET Craziness. Yes, I'm getting muscular. I haven't done drugs in quite a while, and I don't want to. I don't want to smoke pot, drink cough syrup, or get drunk. Screw drugs. I've got my excersize to do what drugs do. Natural highs kick ass yes they do. I'm up to doing about 150 pushups a day in sets ranging from 25-35. I do curls, with 10 pound weights, and an assortment of other excersizes with the weights that build strength. Needless to say, you can tell I'm getting some nice muscle tone. I've gained about 5 pounds or so. :D And I feel great. So yeah, there's me update for today. 6 comments

what's wrong with people?

2004-06-25 17:18:12 ET I'm sitting here arguing with a friend about stuff. He tells me I'm so incomplete as a person because I'm bored. and it's like.. Uh no dude, I've done everything there is to do at my house. Once you've completed things, they get old. I've played out all my damn games, I've done everything. Therefore I need to get out. Yet he can't seem to grasp that concept. bah.. people annoy me. 1 comment

Sick of it

2004-06-24 14:54:32 ET No more robo tripping for me for a long long LONG time. I'm sick of not going to sleep. I'm sick of sitting in a darkened bathroom thinking I'm climbing up a tower. I'm sick of running around annoying the shit out of everyone turning off every goddamn light in the house. And I'm sick of wanting to kill everything that crosses my path the day after I trip. Drugs are bad, mmkay? On a lighter side, I have to mail like 2 things to East Georgia College, and then I'll pretty much be registered and accepted there for class. Boy that's going to be a change, going to a REAL college for once with real people. At least now all the women won't be married with fifteen children. Ooh and classrooms with 8009384983 people in them. That'll be scary :D 1 comment

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