| Funny Videos... 2003-11-11 08:38:00 ET |
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Funny Video's Made By My Friend Matt.
These are pretty good... some are really funny. To see the latest download "theadventuresofmattandbritt". they play this huge prank on me and my friend Jeff so you hear my roommate and see me get mad at them.
It's large but you can always just delete it when you are done watching.
Oh and the Z-Disk is one of our friend's websites. It's awesome.
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| Words from someone smarter than me... 2003-11-10 22:33:07 ET |
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I know how everyone loves quotes so I thought I would fill my post with some awesome ones. Enjoy...
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
-Andre Gide
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream."
- Mark Twain
"I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day."
-Vincent Van Gogh
"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem."
-John Galsworthy
"Prejudice is the child of ignorance."
-William Hazlitt
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
"Whatever you think that you can, or that you cant', you are usually right."
-Henry Ford
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up."
-Robert Frost
"Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings."
-Indian Proverb
"Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say 'Don't trust anyone over 30.'"
-Anonymous
"Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment."
-Ralph Marston
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
-Steven Wright
"Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight."
-Phyllis Diller
"When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one."
-Edward Bulwer-Lytton
"Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship."
-Benjamin Franklin
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
-Sir Winston Churchill
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
-Ian L. Fleming
"The truth is more important than the facts."
-Frank Lloyd Wright
"Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still."
-Chinese Proverb
"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist."
-Indira Gandhi
"Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is."
-Thomas Szasz
"Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope."
-Josh Billings
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-Winston Churchill
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
-Albert Einstein
And now my favorite of the evening...
"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
-P. J. O'Rourke
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| Thinkin a little... Which is a lot for a dumbshit like me... 2003-11-09 18:02:40 ET |
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What can I call my own?
What is mine that no one else has... that no one can say "I have one of those" or "That's actually mine... I just gave it to you".
I have nothing... Nothing of my own accord. Everything I own is intertwined with another's existence. Nothing is solely unargueably mine. And it started me thinking...
What is the true definition of ownership?
Because I haven't a clue... To me, ownership can't be summed up simply as being monetarily purchased. It's not that simple. I see it as being all one's own. Every step is yours... you were willed by your own thoughts to create something. Not buy. Not steal. Not take from another's own creation.
And then a voice in my thoughts starts to get louder and louder the more and more I think until I finally cannot hear anything else except for "HOLY SHIT JOSH... YOU ARE CONFUSING YOURSELF!!!" ...And I just want to quit while I'm ahead... while I still have some "pep in my step"... some "pride in my stride".
I hate being so self-degrading...
An Aside: Okay... I can deal with the 7:45 band practices that go on about 100 feet from where I sit... it's cool cuz it helps me wake up BUT AT 10:00pm AT NIGHT!!! What the FUCK are they thinking!?!!?
It's dark outside!!! March during the day DUMBASSES!!!
Seriously... motherfuckers....
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| Blah... 2003-11-06 17:10:42 ET |
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I HATE GIRLS!!
GIRLS HATE ME!!!
I HATE GUYS!!
GUYS HATE ME!!!
We have come to a consensus...
Everyone hates me. Wahoo! Celebration time... I can do whatever I want now and not have to worry if it offends anyone because it always will!!!
P.S. In all reality, not all people hate me and the ones that hate me are just angry at me because I am a jerk to them... I'm just thinking that if I go about with this mindset I will be a much happier person.
Why should I try and cater to everyone else's wants and needs?!?
I have my own wants and needs that are not being met by anyone or anything... well the time has come and gone for me trying to make other people happy. FUCK THEM!!!
I always get it up the ass in the end. So everyone can just SUCK MY BALLS!!!
...but i'll still be nice... just not THAT nice...
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| *wipes away sadness* I will help you hate her... 2003-11-04 20:11:20 ET |
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My friend Matt(the boy who likes to set things on fire) has been chatting with a girl online that met over his Xanga site. She is gorgeous... likes Brandon Boyd... definite winner. Well so he goes to Plano(where we are from) and this girl lives nearby... so he takes her out on the town. And he pulls out all the stops.
Incredible job on his date... definitely one of the best I've ever heard of. So she wants him to comeover and see her Tuesday (this date happens Saturday or Sunday) so he agrees. She gives him directions and all that and tells him what time to comeover. So he gets there ontime and everything and she doesn't answer the door... he calls her... hangs out for like 20 mins. but she still isn't there. So he drives all the way back to his house... in silence.
He calls her at 9:00pm(i told him to try on more time) and she answers. He tells her that a weird thing happened to him and goes into the story... she tells him that she was sleeping. He says okay... (awkward silence and all that)... he says well i am going to go... she says "i will talk to you online".
Matt: i dunno here is the thing
after what happened tonight
i dont want to feel anymore dude
i'm sick of love
i'm sick of hope
and i can't let that happen
i need to do something to live again
to breathe again
to feel
I am so sorry MATT...
"Love... it's a motherfucker."
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